I’m one of those people that leaves event dressing until the last minute. Like, the day before a wedding/ball/engagement party etc I will do what my partner calls a ‘smash and grab’.
A smash and grab is when you hit the shops for a single, intended purpose and you’re in and out in record breaking time. I’m really good at it. It’s one of those semi-useless skills that don’t really enhance your life in any meaningful way. My other useless life skill is carrying everything from the car into the house in one go. Seriously, I will burn the car down before I submit to making two trips. Is that lazy or efficient? Are smash and grabs lazy or efficient? Is being lazy and efficient at the same time actually an oxymoron? These are very deep questions for a Monday afternoon.
Photos by Tristan Jud